you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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