Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
