I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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