Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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