It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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