Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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