My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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