I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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