He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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