sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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