No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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