I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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