friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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