Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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