Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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