i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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