you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We just shotgunned beers for America
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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