North Korea, Best Korea!
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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