If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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