i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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