If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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