he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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