Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Boobs speak an international language.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Randomize
