youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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