He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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