don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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