That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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