i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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