Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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