She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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