I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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