wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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