On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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