I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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