have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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