she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
