How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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