I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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