i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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