This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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