Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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