it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
tell me about the eggs
Randomize