yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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