I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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