4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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