Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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