Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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