margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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