piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
her vagine was all disorganized.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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