Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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