carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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