Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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