I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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