...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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